The other day I was innocently making a visit to my local adult video and film store, when I noticed a video that I had never seen during the many times that I had gone there. The video was entitled: "The Muppets Get Fucked!" So I thought, I've seen all their movies before, so why not this one too? I took the film to the cash register, got a funny look by the clerk, payed my $4.50, and drove home. I ran to my room and warmed up the old VCR. Boy oh boy, I couldn't wait. Man, I love the Muppets! I wonder what crazy shit they'll get into this time! The movie opened up with Miss Piggy completely nude on a beach, beating the crap outa Gonzo. She was screaming:

"Next time you try to stick that nose up me you freak, I'm gonna blow your fucking balls off! No one enters me but my Kermy!!!"

But little did Miss Piggy know that her beloved Kermit the Frog was really a two-timing, double crossing, green piece of shit. While she was beating the hell outa Gonzo, Kermit was out screwing a mysterious Muppet with a blue hat! My gosh, it's like a soap opera! Kermit was screaming:

"Who's your daddy bitch? Who's your daddy?!?! Yeaaaah! Yeaaaaah! Sheesh, I'm gonna work my green cock so far up into you, it's gonna make your stuffing spin!"

Man, what a scandalous movie! It was very interesting, full of lies, deception, and lots and lots of Muppet sex!!! Look out for the group orgy between those two old men that insult everything and Animal, because that one is just crazy! Hey, I prefer humans better all the way, but if you love the Muppets, and if you love hot sex, you owe it to yourself to rent this movie!

I'm giving "The Muppets Get Fucked" four stars!

--------------------------------------------