Ho Ho Holy Shit! Santa?!? I was innocently surfing the web when I stumbled upon this horrid pic. So that's how Santa gets all that money to give toys away to kids. He's a professional porno mag model! Who knew santa was such a Ho Ho Ho ! Hey Santa, where are the elves? Now, I know I'll get a Ho Ho Whole lot of flames for this pic, but I don't care! This pic is good enough to be sent out for my Christmas cards, and you guys are the first ones to get it! So settle down all, and take a gander at Santa's jingle balls...err. bells! And you guys can thank that jolly old elf if you feel Ho Ho Horny tonight!

Merry Christmas everyone, and see ya next week!

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