I'm not in the mood to do a comic right now, so I'll hand things over to my old friend, Schlong. He'll be doing the comic and the rant for today.

-----Silveromen

Hello everybody!!! The name's Schlong, James Schlong!! Double-O cock for service. Out to catch the evil Doctor No More Whacks Please, Oddschlong, and Balls, in my latest movie, "The Schlong Is Not Big Enough!"

Hahaha. Just kidding! I'm actually just a normal, everyday cock, not exactly secret agent material. Although, I always enjoy a good head butt with my girlfriend Miss Pussy once in awhile!! Me and Silver have been friends for a long time. He's a great guy, really. He made me honorary "Shirt Guy" at his site, so I'm in charge of merchandise around here. He couldn't do a comic today, so when he called me to do a filler strip, I naturally agreed!! It's hard to draw when all you are is a schlong with a pair of "track balls," but I think I did pretty darn good, don't ya agree?

So, a little about myself. Well, I'm 4 inches long, non-erected. I enjoy long "hops" on the beach, watching the sunset. I also enjoy spraying hot buttery jizz out of my head!!! Hey, I'm a cock, what the heck did you expect?

Alright, alright, enough. Silver hired me, so I got a job to do. People, please post in the forums!!! And please email Silveromen!! And please use ICQ and AIM to talk to him!! He wants to talk to you all, really he does!!! Awwwww, shoot. I just creamed all over the keyboard. My Master's gonna kill me....

Oh yes, plugs. There's a certain guy by the name of SeraphX who runs a certain little comic by the name of Nobody's Hero. It's very funny, so I think you all should "certainly" go!

HMMMMMM, anything else I'm forgetting? Nope, don't think so, but then again my "head" isn't all that big, so there isn't too much room for brains in this old cock. Alright, I think that's enough! Silveromen should be back shortly!!

-----Shirt Guy Schlong out!