Yesterday I was at Kaiser innocently waiting to get my nuts squeezed by some doctor, when I noticed a pamphlet for erectile dysfunction by none other than former President of the United States, Bill Clinton! It was very informative! I'll let you all take a read:

My fellow Americans, being the President of the United States has allowed me to see the many problems occurring in our fair country. One of the biggest problems, from what I can see, is men having trouble getting their peckers stiff. I know this from my own experiences. I'm sorry Hillary, but you can no longer make my little "Bubba" stand up tall. Oh, I've tried Viagra, but that stuff is just not for me. So, how do I please a sea cow like Monica Lewinsky in the oval office? I'm glad you asked. I use my own special formula, named after good old General Lee (no, not the car). I call it the "General Leek My Nuts." One dose of this, taken orally (would I have it any other way?), is enough to make you feel like you're twenty again. It works so good, the mere sight of the opposite sex turns your spaghetti into salami. I'm telling you, there's nothing quite like having some intern slut deep throating your cock when it's hard as a rock. Here's a pic of me riding on my personal boat with Hillary. I was checking out the babes and got site of former President George Bush's wife. My cock was like: "That's a female, boss! I'm going in!" Yep, my wonder formula sure does work wonders. Let's hear from some of my costumers:

"I use to have trouble satisfying my wife, but with 'General Leek My Nuts,' I'm not getting screwed every time me and her want to have sex, she is!"

"I've tried those other erectile dysfunction treatments, but nothing quite compares to your formula, Bill! Thanks to you, I've knocked up three interns in the last two days!"

"I'm 18, and my girlfriend's pregnant. You da man, Bill!"

So act now, and in a few days you could be receiving blow jobs worthy of the President himself!

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